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Thinking of deer Fei Fei

Chapter 11 Part 1

After today’s work –Fei Chang had to report to the office after recording the program– Fei Chang went to the convenience store and bought several snacks. At the checkout, the young girl at the cash register was continuously peeking at him stealthily, and she looked away flustered when their eyes met.

Fei Chang found her especially amusing.

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Actually, in the eyes of a 1.95-meter man, it was very interesting to watch all living beings under heaven. Everyone looked like small mushrooms, tall mushrooms, short mushrooms, fat mushrooms or thin mushrooms, swaying and swinging below his neck.

The female mushroom at the cash register had a brown umbrella cover that was a little faded, and it looked like she hadn’t washed her hair for several days.

Fei Chang completed the payment, and the female mushroom asked him in a low voice: “Can you sign it?”

Then handed over a pen after speaking.

Fei Chang said: “Yes.”

While the female mushroom was looking everywhere for a paper to sign, he casually tore a corner of his purchase ticket and signed his formal name.

He found it a little strange, he had heard that only payments with credit card required signature, but now paying with Alipay also required signature?

The next day, Fei Chang’s name immediately appeared in a gossip forum.

That female mushroom was very happy to post on Weibo his shopping activity at the convenience store, accompanied by a sneaky picture of him, his signature and bill. Later, someone copied it to the forum.

The title of the post was: 《How to satisfactorily feed a giraffe wandering the streets at 2 a.m. 》, and the fodder was Lay’s chips, azuki bean bread, Dove chocolate, chicken feet with pickled pepper and 2 corn dog sausages.

Fei Chang’s reaction was this, turns out yesterday he met a fan for the first time in his life. Heavens ah, unexpectedly he didn’t grab the opportunity to ask if she didn’t want a photo together.

He recalled that when he was in his first program of《Looking for a frog in the wilderness》, Chen Yue Yang told him that after the program aired he would become popular¹. At that time, Fei Chang didn’t believe it.

Now, he believed it, but when will he be able to see Chen Yue Yang again?

Not the kind that is across a TV screen, not the kind that is drawn on paper, and not the kind he dreamed of and fantasized about every night either.

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Fei Chang thought that his manager would certainly fly into a rage when his eating of that many junk food at late night was exposed.

Unexpectedly, the manager didn’t care at all. After giving him his itinerary list, he left hurriedly.

He felt very frustrated, even if he was not popular, he had now officially debuted, how could they still treat him like a trainee?

The manager ran shua shua shua with his short legs, and Fei Chang followed after him in big strides with his long legs. He asked pitifully: “Brother, may I ask if later I…”

“I don’t know will happen later with you, I am just temporarily helping you for a few days, you need to ask Boss Yang.”

Boss Yang?

Fei Chang remembered that they said the company’s boss’ surname was Zhu ah.

In less than 3 seconds, Fei Chang immediately became happy— God ah, he finally looked at the itinerary! Next week, unexpectedly he will be in the same program as Chen Yue Yang! It was an indoor variety show, grouping several artists from the company that would be the green leaves that would highlight the tender flowers.²

Other people were not willing to be green leaves, but Fei Chang was willing to. Not only did he want to be the green leaves, but he also wanted to be the spring mud under Chen Yue Yang’s feet, as long as he could be closer to his idol.

On the day the program was going to be recorded, the company sent a GL8 to bring these green leaves to the TV station.

There was a total of 8 green leaves: a 5-member boy band, 2 idol drama actors, plus a giraffe.

These people had known each other for some time already, so they gathered their friends and occupied the seats. By the time Fei Chang got into the car, the only seat left was the extra seat between two seats in the first row.

When you lowered the seat, it became a bit bigger. Fei Chang shrunk in his seat, curled up with nowhere to put his long legs, as if he was squatting down. He didn’t complain, hugging his legs in the seat like an honest and well-behaved kindergarten child, with his head almost bumping into the car’s roof.

When the vehicle had not yet left the company’s parking, another car blocked its path.  Seen from outside, this nanny car was not in the least “low-key”. The streamlined body of the vehicle was painted in dark purple, and the dark outline of stars shone under the sunlight, looking as deep as the night sky.

The nanny car stopped in front of the GL8, the door opened, and one person came down alone. He was slender and tall, his dashing leather pants tightly wrapped around his legs, and it could be said to be the perfect hip outline. If a mermaid were to transform into an adult, the witch wouldn’t bestow her such beautiful legs.

Those legs stopped in front of the GL8. Inside the car, no one dared to move, not daring to breathe either. The door was pushed open from outside. The owner of the leg appeared backlit in front of the eight green leaves’ sight. The sun embroidered a golden layer on his body, sparkling and shining in Fei Chang’s eyes.

“Come down.”

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I had to cut this chap a bit shorter than I intended cuz I don’t have my charger with me and the little remaining battery I’ve got left I need for some important matters >.< still it was just 170 kanjis till change of scene so it’s not too bad… tho i wanted to TLate this weekend but dummy me had to go and forget the charger argh I just hope when I go back the charger is not fried, since I left it plugged… iIve had enough of fried chargers this year T^T😅

Btw did I mention in the beginning that this novel should be tagged as R-13 or R-15? It’s not like anything too specific happens but there are some things here and there that…  well, not like me labeling it as such would change anything,  right? In any case, kids these days are not what kids used to be… >me feeling old all of a sudden sigh<

p.s. Im sure i’ll never be able to write ‘convenience’ correctly at the first try >.< keep repeating always the same typo

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Footnotes:

^{1: Chapter 7.2. Chen Yue Yang smiled: “The episode of《Looking for a frog in the wilderness》that we recorded today will be broadcasted in half a month. Remember to properly enjoy your last half a month of visiting the convenience store.”   Lmao soo true.}

^{2: 绿叶 – lit. green leaves, refers to an actor playing a supporting role. Here the ‘tender flowers’ would be the ‘main characters’ or popular artists, and the ‘green leaves’ are used for contrast to make the ‘tender flowers’ stand out even more..}

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