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Thinking of deer Fei Fei

Chapter 12

Fei Chang looked down at the two female mushrooms, trying hard to make his face look very fierce. He hoped they would step back after seeing him like that and not ask him again to give them an autograph. What they were holding was his first and only comic that had been published. On the cover, the author’s name “Deer Fei Fei” used the best laser technology to appear in different colors under different light sources. Also known as rainbow Mary Sue colored.

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Once upon a time, Fei Chang was very self-satisfied with the meticulous brushstrokes delicately styling Chen Yue Yang on the cover, feeling that there wasn’t a drawing of him as beautiful as this on the whole earth.

But when Fei Chang finally met Chen Yue Yang, when he had a meal with him, shared a ride with him, then filmed together in a show, Fei Chang realized that absolutely no one could draw Chen Yue Yang.

He could outline Chen Yue Yang’s beauty, but he couldn’t portray his greatness.

In the end, Fei Chang couldn’t endure the coaxing of the two mushroom girls, and reluctantly draw a few casual strokes on the cover.

After breaking away from them with great difficulty, Fei Chang discovered with shock that Chen Yue Yang was in trouble.

He had been away for just  a few minutes, but Chen Yue Yang was drowning in a sea of enthusiastic fans, his three assistants had drifted away because of the tide of people and they didn’t know where they where going to end at.

Fei Chang immediately charged into the crowd to get his senior brother outside. All buttons on Chen Yue Yang’s shirt were already missing, and if Fei Chang had been just a tiny bit slower, his belt would have also disappeared.

Fei Chang shielded him as they rushed inside the TV studio, and complained to him between anxiousness and anger: “Senior brother, why didn’t you bring bodyguards with you today ah!”

Chen Yue Yang gathered together his scattered shirt and said lightly: “Aren’t you here?”

“……” That, that was right oh.

When going back, Fei Chang intended to ask his manager, in case one day he couldn’t be a celebrity and wanted to be a celebrity’s bodyguard, was this not considered an internal transfer?

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They participated in the recording of an old-school indoor program; today’s topic was 《The road of a beautiful man》. Chen Yue Yang was first-class, standing between 2 hosts, in charge of “being beautiful”. Other eight juniors were standing at the corners of the scene, setting off his “male beauty”.

Seven of the eight green leaves felt aggravated, giving their all to squeeze in front of the camera, competing to interact with Chen Yue Yang.

Only Fei Chang stood well-behavedly in the back row, watching with kind eyes the group of small mushrooms chirping around their senior brother.

Others thought that him not fighting over with others was as if he was an insipid chrysanthemum¹, but is there such a tall chrysanthemum in this world?

As long as he stood on the stage and his imposing manner showed, the camera would chase after him on its own accord.

In the eyes of the audience, Fei Chang’s moe was in the contrast. When he didn’t smile, he looked like a handsome cold-blooded man. But as soon as he smiled, in an instant the flowers were red and the grass was green, and the spring’s little oriole sang its song.

Contrary to expectations, Fei Chang’s smiles were very faint. Regardless of what Chen Yue Yang said, he would secretly smile from the back row, smiling as he watched attentively his senior brother, as if fearing others didn’t know he was his XXXL fan junior brother.

Since the topic for this issue was “The road of a beautiful man”, it was only natural to highlight “sex appeal”. Everyone’s makeup and clothes were in line with the topic, displaying the flavor of male temptation.

It’s just that the emphasis of temptation was different.

For instance, the five-member boy band was a rough and simple “sexy”, with ash-gray, blond, and white hair, wearing green, blue, and purple contact lenses, red eye shadow, black eyeliners, and shiny silver stud earrings. With the five standing together, they looked just like five copy-paste duplicates of Chen Yue Yang.

Two little fresh meat drama idols were a bit better; one was wearing ripped jeans and the other a T-shirt that exposed his collarbones. But there still was a shadow of Chen Yue Yang to some extent.

In contrast, Chen Yue Yang, the person itself, was dressed very freshly today.

He usually walked down the sexy route, but now he was wearing a simple shirt and casual pants, with his hair hanging down obediently, just like bumping into a good little boy student on campus.

But who said that a good little boy wasn’t attractive? The screams of the fans in the audience spoke for themselves.

And Fei Chang’s heartbeat could also prove it.

In the first half of the program, the other seven green leaves all had many positive interactions with Chen Yue Yang in front of the camera. Only Fei Chang stood in the last row, and if it continued like this, he wouldn’t escape the fate of being labelled as a plain face.

Fortunately, on the second half, Fei Chang got lucky and hit the jackpot, and he was assigned to Chen Yue Yang’s team in a draw.

Nine guests and a TV presenter, the ten men were divided in two groups that would compete in a relay.

But this relay didn’t make use of legs, but rather, used mouths.

Each of them had to hold a special, custom-made 50 mL baby bottle in their mouth. A had to pour milk into B’s baby bottle, B had to pour it into C’s, C had to pour it into D’s, and D into E’s. Finally, the first group tocollect 200 mL of milk would be the winner.

This game was indeed too dirty, but there was nothing that could be done, who let this brand of cow milk be the sponsor?

Ah, that who gives you money is your father.

Ah, that who gives you milk is your mother ².

In order to make the transfer of milk more convenient, each group was sorted by height. Fei Chang was fully worthy of being the first place. What a pity that with 1.82 meters, Chen Yue Yang was third, and there was another person between them.

Fei Chang was a bit disappointed but also a bit grateful. If he was asked to use his mouth to feed his idol milk, he was very likely to accidentally send his body.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!! I hope everyone has been doing well and was able to enjoy a bit of peace and rest during this winter break, I’m sure we all were in high need of it. I’m sorry to have taken so long, life was really hectic these last few months and I already had my hands full just trying to keep up with RP… I remember when I started DFF I intended for it to take me just about a year from beginning to end, but ofc that will not be possible. Hopefully once I’m done with exams I can go back to the original pace, until then maybe you might want to reread the already tled chaps to refresh how absolutely extremely adorable our cinnamon roll is xD  May you all have a nice start of the year filled only with good things 😘😘

p.s. Peony and peach translations are taking over TDFF. I’m sad to part with it since I love this story and FC is my absolutely most dear baby, but ah, life is hard and I don’t have enough hours in my days Y^Y At least you’ll know be able read the continuation without having to wait ages hehe… it was nice to have you onboard, I hope you enjoyed this trip as much as I did and I hope to see you soon!  And one last thing, if you love comedy, don’t forget to take a look at The Random Passerby I married is the Richest Man!, you truly won’t regret!! I guarantee! 😉

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Footnotes:

^{1: because of course, no other flower could be picked huh, author? we all know your evil hidden intentions.
2: 有奶便是娘: lit. whoever provides milk is your mother, idiom meaning to put follow whoever is feeding you / to put your loyalties where your interests lie.}

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